The master and the grandmaster

A.k.a. bad skin and bad hair.
Hang up

Aan de waslijn, dan.
And be nice

“An optimistic but ultimately very depressing idea”.
Fierce force

Verplicht woest kijken.
“I don’t recognize my own ideas”

“How do you turn your experience into a creative fiction piece?”
Just don’t

Percentage-wise, it’s a 100% easier not to do things, than to do them.
Gone foul

The internet has gone foul, people. Can it still be saved?
Quantum awkwardness

…which I guess would be really small? Not sure. Will think on it.
Oops

But here’s a smiley balloon.
Can’t fit

What’s up with these Pringles cans.