Of een occasion
‘Or a used one’ (…).
Anything for you
Because you cured me of my FOMO.
Like a crossword
“So I need you to take my phone, and don’t give it back until Monday.”
The good old days
Yeah, I’d go again.
I’m afraid it’s getting harder and harder to convince you people that I’m not totally evil. I based this portrait loosely on a portrait of Gertrude Stein. Just because she was probably awesome.
Oh, you were thinking, huh. Did it hurt?
Satisfied but guilty as hell
No match man
MAY I PLEASE refer you to my previous statement.