Because you cured me of my FOMO.
“So I need you to take my phone, and don’t give it back until Monday.”
Yeah, I’d go again.
I’m afraid it’s getting harder and harder to convince you people that I’m not totally evil. I based this portrait loosely on a portrait of Gertrude Stein. Just because she was probably awesome.
Oh, you were thinking, huh. Did it hurt?
Satisfied but guilty as hell
MAY I PLEASE refer you to my previous statement.