Of een occasion

‘Or a used one’ (…).
Anything for you

Because you cured me of my FOMO.
Like a crossword

“So I need you to take my phone, and don’t give it back until Monday.”
The good old days

Yeah, I’d go again.
Break-up

I’m afraid it’s getting harder and harder to convince you people that I’m not totally evil. I based this portrait loosely on a portrait of Gertrude Stein. Just because she was probably awesome.
Quite difficult

Oh, you were thinking, huh. Did it hurt?
Chatterbox

Satisfied but guilty as hell
No match man

MAY I PLEASE refer you to my previous statement.