Warm welcome
“Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request!”
Like a crossword
“So I need you to take my phone, and don’t give it back until Monday.”
Don’t laugh [out loud]
Just use an acronym. We’re all civilized here.
Just don’t
Percentage-wise, it’s a 100% easier not to do things, than to do them.
Like a mirror
You had to be there.
Can’t fit
What’s up with these Pringles cans.