Warm welcome

“Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request!”
Like a crossword

“So I need you to take my phone, and don’t give it back until Monday.”
Don’t laugh [out loud]

Just use an acronym. We’re all civilized here.
Just don’t

Percentage-wise, it’s a 100% easier not to do things, than to do them.
Like a mirror

You had to be there.
Can’t fit

What’s up with these Pringles cans.