Met je mooie mentaliteit

En je gruttokuikens.
Jij koppig referentiekader

Met je denkbeeldige ersatz-fallus.
How to deal with busy people

If anyone has discovered how to do this, please @ me.
Your ketchup

I love me a weird conversation.
Force of nature

Don’t come at me with statements about self image, people. RTFM.
Bullshitdetector

In 2019, I was wondering if my bullshitdetector was not calibrated correctly. Too sensitive, maybe.
Gone foul

The internet has gone foul, people. Can it still be saved?
Brainchildren

Just brain children huh, well good for you, mister mister.
I just go slow

Radio says ‘speed it up’, but…
Listen to yourself

Quote from a very inspiring conversation between Peter Griffin and Brian Griffin, in Family Guy.