Tee

What comes after T?
Focused intensely

On a 15th-century captain of the civic guard, apparently.
Don’t laugh [out loud]

Just use an acronym. We’re all civilized here.
Just don’t

Percentage-wise, it’s a 100% easier not to do things, than to do them.
You have one new notification

Where the **** my phone.
What you want

I’m begging you… start talking.
We can wait

We don’t mind.
No. 10

I remember that this was funny at the time.
Kiwi

I don’t even like Maroon 5.
Magic spells

I love me some good words.