What comes after T?
On a 15th-century captain of the civic guard, apparently.
Don’t laugh [out loud]
Just use an acronym. We’re all civilized here.
Percentage-wise, it’s a 100% easier not to do things, than to do them.
You have one new notification
Where the **** my phone.
What you want
I’m begging you… start talking.
We can wait
We don’t mind.
I remember that this was funny at the time.
I don’t even like Maroon 5.
I love me some good words.