“This is really the most average weather.”
Reminds me of a bit by Irish comedian (and painter!) Dylan Moran, in which he describes the difference between the English and the Irish.
“Somewhere like Ireland, it’s more hot-blooded, there’s drama included in the fabric of every day.
It’s there every moment. People wake up going…
– OH GOD. WHAT TIME IS IT?
– IT’S SIX MINUTES TO NINE.
– IS IT? I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY SEVEN MINUTES TO NINE, WE’RE ALL FUCKED.”
“- WHAT’S THE WEATHER LIKE? DON’T TELL ME, I CAN’T BEAR TO HEAR, I’LL LOOK MYSELF…
AAAH! IT’S FIERCE MILD!”